Monday, 23 May 2016

PLAY TIME

THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school
So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"
Sure," said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now baptized!"
When they got outside, one of them asked, "'What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not KATHLICK, because they pour the water on you."
"We're not BABTIS, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not METHDISS, because they just sprinkle water on you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

"I think it means we're PISSKOPAILIANS!"

Thursday, 19 May 2016

CREDIBILITY FOR THIS 21st CENTURY BUSINESS MODEL

The Business Of The 21ST Century is no longer under trial as people (especially in Nigeria) are beginning to take serious advantage of this ultimate business platform and model.

If you ask most people, what they’ll like in their ideal Job, Career or Business, the following highlight will be constituted in their list:

People usually start naming things they don’t want:

No boss
No commute
No alarm clock
No employees
No politics
No compromises
No discrimination
No educational requirement

And then, as people start to use their imaginations in a more positive way, they start to visualize some positive attributes:

Something positive
Great product or service
Unlimited income
Residual income
Enjoy the people you work with
Time freedom
Something meaningful
Personal growth
Lots of perks
International connection & travels
Contribution to worthy causes
Low risk
Low start-up costs
Economy-proof
Tax benefits
Fun!

Now, you might add some attributes of your own, but wouldn’t you agree that’s a pretty good start?

Now, Imagine being able to enjoy a career with all those attributes!

Well ....frankly.... this is the only platform that can guarantee you have 100% of all those perks; and I’m not telling you this because I want to sell you in, I’m telling you cos it’s a proven fact that we have a BETTER WAY!

A list of companies has emerged in Nigeria for which people are living testimonies to. After I show you these insights, I will unveil to you a new platform on which you can get a fresh start and create your own success in. But before then, see the live testimonies of what the Business Of The 21ST Century has achieved in Nigeria these past years starting with one break through company called H2i; also are some other famous companies like Trevo, Vemma etc.